jokt

A guy had 6 fingers & his friends
called him ANIL
Why?
Guess.
Bcoz his name was ANIL
Moral: Dont think like a
"SCIENTIST"

joks

1 day God tested me,he erased
all my memory &asked do u
rembr any1 now?
I told UR name
God smiled & said
Some VIRUS cant Be formated.

jokr

Calculate ur LOVE percentage
Type LOVE
send to
ur father's mobile no.
He wil tell ur future! Try it..

jokq

Crorepati Amitabh: In which state
kaveri flows?
Sardar: liquid state.
Audience clapped.
Amitabh stuned, looks behind
All are sardars!!

jokp.

World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...
She Smiled...
Baby Cried...!!!

joko

How many times u have
failed in L0VE is not a problem..
But,
Once you succeed,then only you
will realize
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How Sweet The Failure Was!!:D

jokn

Angry HOD: Have u ever seen a
stupid-idiot-fool like u?
STUDENT ashamed looks down...
HOD: Don't look down.
Look at me..!!

jokm

Inventions by Santa:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel
chair....

jokl

Teacher: What will u do when u
will grow up?
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Santa: Marriage
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Teacher: Oh.. I mean what will u
become?
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Santa- "DADDY"

jokk

Banta: where is ur mobile??
Santa: it died.
Banta: how?
Santa: it fell in water, it didnt
know how to swim!
-tel ur frnds to join

jokp

World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...
She Smiled...
Baby Cried...!!!

joki

Santa ondu ettaradha tower
nalli red light nodi
India thumbaa develop
aagtaa ide gaaliyalli
aeroplanegoo traffic
signal ittiddaare

jokh

Santa na nenu
haakabekaadare,
jailor : ninna kone aase
enu?
santa : nanna nenu
haktiddiralla tale kelage,
kalu mele maadi haaki
saaku

joke

ondhu cricket ground
nalli
security: cricket match
mugida hogu
santa: oye,naanu
highlightsgaagi kaaytaa
iddeeni!

jokd

santa ondu chinese
restaurant ge hogi
menu card na koneya
item thorisi idu beku
enda
waiter: sadyavilla sir
avare ee restaurant
owner

jokc

santa na ajja principal
ge dayavittu santa
nannu kareyiri
princi: santa neevu
heart attack ninda sattu
hodiri anta heli
hogibitta

jokb

boss: neenu elli huttide?
santa: punjabinalli
boss: yaava
bhaagadalli?
santa: arey, bhaaga
bhaagavaagi all, idée
deha punjabinalle
huttiddu

joka

boss: santa, nanage
mattu nanna hendatige
eradu corner tickets
tagondu baa
santa eradu corner
tickets tanda, a1 mattu
a15.

joko

santa - doctor nanna marada kaalu nanage talenovaagide!
doctor:yaake
sa:yaakendare
nanna hendati adarinda
yaavagaloo
hodeyuttiruttaale

jok san

santa helicopter alli hogutida svalpa samayada nantara
helicopter crash aayitu
jana kelidaaga avanu helida
tumbaa chaliyaagittu
anta fan na off
maadide

jokej

Current wire na yaake
mele kattirtaare
gottaaa?
Kelage kattidre neenu
adara mele kulitu jokaali
aadteeya adakke..!

jok 5

santa n banta car nalli
bomb annu fix
maaduttiddaru
santa:ondu vele ee
bomb blast aadare enu
maadodu
banta:dont wory
nanna hatra innondu
bomb ide

jok 5

krishna, rama, gandhi
mattu jesus, ivara
naduve iruva saamanya
vishaya enu?
santa helida: ellaroo
sarkaari raja dinagalalli
huttidaru

hi kannada joke

hai kannada frnds i wil send daily jokes